Flowers, Bonbons, and the Human Remote Control

Growing up in the late seventies and early eighties, television wasn’t the passive, background-noise experience it is today. It was an event, a physical destination, and something you had to actively manage. I can still close my eyes and hear the distinct, heavy clack-clack-clack of the TV dials. We didn't have a remote control back then. If you wanted to change the channel, adjust the volume, or fix the reception, you had to get up and do the work yourself.

Our TV was an older model, a classic tabletop set that sat on a sturdy wooden base atop our console cabinet. It didn’t have a stylish wooden frame of its own; it had that functional, slightly clunky plastic-and-wood-grain look that defined an era. It was an iconic setup, topped with a pair of sprawling, silver telescoping bunny ears that we constantly had to adjust just to minimize the snowy static. All the control was centered on the right-hand side: the large VHF dial for channels two through thirteen, the slightly smaller UHF dial for the "other" channels, and the smaller volume knob beneath them.

Those nights are etched into my memory with a specific kind of warmth. My mom worked nights, so the house was mine, my brother's, and my dad's. We were a little team, huddled in the glow of that screen, waiting for the weekend. And when it finally arrived, we knew what to watch for.

I can still see it clearly in my mind’s eye: that sweeping opening shot, the music swelling as Buckingham Fountain, that stunning Chicago landmark, erupted, its water illuminated against the skyline. It was the signal that our world was shifting from the realities of work and school to the glorious absurdity of the suburban wasteland. The fountain was beautiful, almost elegant, a complete contradiction to the chaos of the family it introduced. Then, those bold, yellow-orange words would appear, announcing the show that defined my family’s VHS collection and my early view of adulthood.

When we finally brought home a VCR, we began a years-long mission of recording every episode of Married With Children. We didn’t want the commercials to ruin the flow of that very specific opening sequence or the biting commentary that followed. Because we didn't want the commercials to ruin the flow, we became the "human remote controls" of our household. We would sit on the edge of our seats, fingers poised over the heavy plastic record button of the VCR. Precision was everything: stop the tape the second a commercial faded in, and hit record again the millisecond the show returned.

As children, we were at an age where we understood that Married With Children dealt with "adult topics." We knew it was "edgy," but the satire and the social commentary mostly flew over our heads. Everything was just hilarious. We laughed at Al’s misery, Kelly’s antics, and Bud’s struggles, but mostly, we were mesmerized by the woman in the center of it all, Peggy Bundy.

Peggy was a cultural flashpoint. Critics were appalled by her. She was the antithesis of the 1950s housewife ideal. She sat on that yellow floral sofa, her red hair piled high, wearing high heels just to lounge. She refused to cook, she treated the vacuum like a foreign object, and she spent Al’s money on bonbons and gossip magazines. At the time, we just thought she was funny, a cartoonish version of a "bad" housewife.

But now, looking back from midlife and navigating the heat and hormonal shifts of menopause, Peggy Bundy looks less like a punchline and more like a pioneer.

When you hit your late forties and early fifties, the world doesn't stop asking things of you. We are often expected to be the "sandwich generation," caring for aging parents while supporting our children and maintaining our careers, all while our bodies are undergoing massive hormonal recalibration. The hot flashes, the brain fog, the sudden bouts of fatigue, it’s a lot to carry. And yet, the "shoulds" remain. You should be more productive. You should keep a perfect house.

This is where the "Peggy Mindset" becomes a survival tool. Peggy was a master of boundaries. She refused to be the selfless, tireless domestic martyr. Her refusal to perform domestic labor wasn't laziness; it was a radical act of self-preservation. She prioritized her own peace and joy over the performative "busy-ness" we often trap ourselves in. She taught us that you don't have to be a martyr to be a member of a family.

For those of us going through menopause, that lesson is vital. There are days when the "matter" of our physical bodies feels heavy. The "mind" part of the equation has to step in and give us permission to rest. Peggy didn't apologize for her bonbons, and we shouldn't apologize for our naps, our boundaries, or our need to step away from the noise. She was unapologetically herself, loud, colorful, and completely uninterested in meeting anyone else’s standards of "good."

There is a straight line from those nights with my dad and brother, clacking that TV dial to find Peggy and that fountain, to the woman I am now. The intentionality we used to record those tapes, which focus on capturing what brought us joy, is the same intentionality I try to bring to my life today. I am learning that my worth isn't tied to how many loads of laundry I finish.

Sometimes, the most empowering thing you can do is put down the "remote" of everyone else’s expectations, find your own version of that floral sofa, and choose your own peace. Peggy Bundy might have been controversial back then, but to me, she’s a reminder that we are allowed to occupy space, have needs, and refuse to be the "perfect" anything for anybody but ourselves.

Continue the Conversation

If the unapologetic energy of the eighties resonates with you as you navigate your own midlife transitions, you aren’t alone. We are all learning how to recalibrate our lives and our expectations in this new season. Whether you are searching for a mindset shift to handle the hormonal rollercoaster or looking for ways to reclaim your peace, I invite you to explore these deeper dives into our shared experience:

• The Menopause Paradox: Finding your footing when you are caught between the heat and the healing. Explore the paradox here.

• The Midlife Recalibration: A guide to navigating these in-between years with intentionality and grace. Join the recalibration here.

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